Does God Want Me To be a Prostitute?

Prostitution is known as the worlds oldest profession. However, in many areas of the world prostitution proves itself popular and vital to this day.  Such a popular and enduring profession has not gone without controversy.  Presently prostitution is illegal  in many areas of the United States. But, as we all know, the United States was not founded on the Bible, so we cannot trust our laws for moral guidance (even though we should obey them).  Thus we should examine prostitution using his Holy Word, and see what God would have us do.

After a thorough examination of his holy Word, I believe the answer is clear. God approves of you offering yourself for sex in exchange for money.  But that is my interpretation, so let us open up the Good Book and you can make your own decision.

First let me state that nowhere does the Bible expressly prohibit or encourage prostitution.  So this is a bit of a gray area, where we need to examine closely the prostitutes that are in the Bible, and how the Bible addresses them.  Thankfully there are many prostitutes within the Bible and we have many points of interest to look at.

The Old Testament

Genesis 38 15-17
15 When Judah saw her, he thought she was a prostitute, for she had covered her face. 16 Not realizing that she was his daughter-in-law, he went over to her by the roadside and said, “Come now, let me sleep with you.”, “And what will you give me to sleep with you?” she asked. 17 “I’ll send you a young goat from my flock,” he said.

Judah is the father of the Tribe of Judah, one of the twelve Tribes of Israel. As shown in Genesis 49 he is clearly a blessed man by both God and Jacob. This holy man named Judah obviously had no problem hiring a prostitute. But I want to examine something here. As shown in verse 21, he actually thought Tamar (his daughter in law) was a shrine prostitute. It was the practice at the time that having sex with a shrine prostitute (either male or female) would bring blessings from God. I do not know if this practice continues today. The possibility is there! Try going to a church and offering yourself up as a temple prostitute. Perhaps others will receive blessings from God because of your faithful act.

As a young child Sampson was my favourite hero from the Bible. God blessed Sampson with the strength of many men. Sampson was faithful to God, and for that God did bless Sampson. Truly he was a man to be looked up to. So let us look at the example that a Godly hero like Sampson sets for us all.

Judges 16:1 One day Samson went to Gaza, where he saw a prostitute. He went in to spend the night with her.

And if such a man of God as Sampson is visiting prostitutes. Surely this profession is something God would approve for anyone.

One of the most beloved persons from the Bible is the prostitute Rahab. We know her story, she saves the spies in Jericho and then Joshua spares her life.

James 2:25
In the same way, was not even Rahab the prostitute considered righteous for what she did when she gave lodging to the spies and sent them off in a different direction?

Hebrews 11:31
By faith the prostitute Rahab, because she welcomed the spies, was not killed with those who were disobedient.

Hebrews 11 is known for is praise of some of the most faithful men and women in the Bible. It is sort of the Hall of Fame of the Bible. It reflects back on such persons as Abraham, Moses, Joseph, and Isaac. Mentioned in Hebrews 11 is Jephthah. Jephthah comes as a highly regarded warrior in the Bible.

Hebrews 11:32 And what more shall I say? I do not have time to tell about Gideon, Barak, Samson, Jephthah, David, Samuel and the prophets

Aside from noting additional praise for the great Sampson who slept with prostitutes, we see praise for Jephthah. These names are right inline with other hero’s such as David, Gideon, and Samuel. What an honor! Yet without his father Gilead sleeping with a prostitute we would not have this man.

Judges 11:1 Jephthah the Gileadite was a mighty warrior. His father was Gilead; his mother was a prostitute.

So far we have seen that holy men of God will pay for and visit prostitutes. We see how possibly prostitution might bestow blessings on others. We see how a prostitute can earn praise in the Bible as a righteous person! I think this has show that God and Godly men have a love for prostitutes. And men, do not be afraid to pay for and sleep with prostitutes! Judah and Sampson have set the example.

But look I have found one last benefit of prostitution. You do not have to pay tithes! What a benefit that you get to save up a bit more money to provide for your family. Perhaps this is incentive to get more young women to join this field? God knew people would be nervous about it, and thus is blessing them by letting them keep from tithing.

Deuteronomy 23:18 You must not bring the earnings of a female prostitute or of a male prostitute into the house of the LORD your God to pay any vow, because the LORD your God detests them both.


But now lets look at Jesus. He obviously had a special relationship with a few prostitutes. Jesus has the following interaction with a prostitute.

Luke 7:44-50
44 Then he turned toward the woman and said to Simon, “Do you see this woman? I came into your house. You did not give me any water for my feet, but she wet my feet with her tears and wiped them with her hair. 45 You did not give me a kiss, but this woman, from the time I entered, has not stopped kissing my feet. 46 You did not put oil on my head, but she has poured perfume on my feet. 47 Therefore, I tell you, her many sins have been forgiven—for she loved much. But he who has been forgiven little loves little.”
48 Then Jesus said to her, “Your sins are forgiven.”
49 The other guests began to say among themselves, “Who is this who even forgives sins?”
50 Jesus said to the woman, “Your faith has saved you; go in peace.”

That is a very loving statement towards that prostitute. She’s now going to heaven! And by no means does she have to change her profession, for her faith has saved her! She can continue to earn an income for herself as a prostitute.

Matthew 21:31-32
31 Jesus said to them, “I tell you the truth, the tax collectors and the prostitutes are entering the kingdom of God ahead of you. 32 For John came to you to show you the way of righteousness, and you did not believe him, but the tax collectors and the prostitutes did. And even after you saw this, you did not repent and believe him.

If a prostitute believes, he or she can enter the Kingdom of God! Nowhere does it state that these people must change how they earn a living. Be a prostitute and believe and you can go to Heaven! This is what God is telling us!

So this is the word God has for us from his Bible on prostitution. Men follow the example of those in the Bible and visit prostitutes. Women, if you wish to, become prostitutes. God will not withhold his blessing from you. It can be a blessed thing to do, and can let you provide food and shelter for you and those you love.

The Bible clearly approves of prostitution, so feel a sense of pride in your hard work as men pay you to have sex with them.

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11 Responses to “Does God Want Me To be a Prostitute?”

  1. John Cox Says:

    1. Judah was prior to the 10 Commandments and the Mosaic Law. Even though he obviously sinned, you will see several examples (ie Joesph running from Potiphar’s wife since he would not dare sin against God) of faithful servants doing the right thing void of any particular law – but serving God from their hearts.

    2. Did not Samson pay with his life for his involvement with these sorts of women? Do you think God would have allowed Samson to fall had the Philistines found out about his hair any other way? Samson died for his actions, yet it appears he repented in an approved state based upon his repentance. This is a story of a man who had a special relationship with God, lost that relationship due to his lifestyle, and then repentant do to Gods will before his death. He reaped what he sowed and paid with his life.

    3. Jephthah’s mother was nothing special – yes, prostitutes were around.

    4. Jesus always told sinners to repeat to achieve salvation. Yes, didnt matter what you did – but you could not be in an approved state continuing to sin.

  2. happydog1960 Says:

    I think there should be more temple prostitutes, because I want to feel closer to God. Like, squishy closer. I want to squeeze God’s boobs and lick Her twat. Wait, was that a little over the top? Sorry.

  3. Anonymous Says:

    Is this article a joke? Read 1 Corinthians 6:12-20. In v.15 it says, “Should I take what belongs to Christ and join it to a prostitute? Never!” that alone makes it pretty clear that Christians should stay away from using and being prostitutes.

  4. Anthony Says:

    Why do you think The lord God detest the earnings of a female prostitute or of a male prostitute,i think it should tell us something is wrong with it,and brothers and sisters let us not forget the very beginning of the verse that this blog cote, that is the verse number 17 which strongly warn us that No Israelite man or woman is to become a shrine prostitute. 18 You must not bring the earnings of a female prostitute or of a male prostitute into the house of the Lord your God to pay any vow, because the Lord your God detests them both.

  5. Anonymous Says:

    Brothers and sisters in Christ, please avoid following what this article has published. The author is obviously a wolf in sheep’s clothing deceiving the people and encouraging them to sin. This The ^^^above ^^^ comments clearly show you how The Lord “detests” prostitution. Please look into the Word of God itself and you will see for yourself. After all, it is the truth and the way to salvation. God bless!

  6. Anonymous Says:

    Fuck the author of this article your clearly making a joke of the bible.

  7. Paul Says:

    The author has a lot of valid points.. To me it is interesting that the spirit of The Lord did not depart from Sampson until his hair was cut.. Not when he slept with a prostitute..I’m on the fence with this issue..

  8. Crown Corporation owned copyright Name withheld for as it's fraud for me to use it. Says:

    Dayglo Abortions: i am my own god, i am my own god, i am my own god, i do whatever i want cause i am my own god.

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